Here is where I’ll pretend some distant author is writing my intro about me:
Jenn is an LA-based blogger who has a passion for terrible puns, irrelevant tangents, and unnecessarily long blog posts about herself. Yes, she is very into herself, that’s why she has to write about herself in the third person in her “About Me” so people think she has friends. But for reals doe, she writes like she talks, and if you actually met her, you’d realize she’s a pretty cool cat with an unhealthy obsession with cats (follow her kitty’s ig: @shweetiepoo). Like the amount of cat-related things she owns is atrocious. Cat mugs, cat t-shirts, cat lady action figure…now you probably think she’s psycho and will never bother reading her blog again. Well in that case, I’ve done my job.